Forget Ashlee Simpson. That no talent moron. What the hell, like those people actually booed you because you are a Sooners fan? The American public knows this about as readily as they know that I sleep naked. Stupid ho. O.J. probably booed her, then realized that he was wasting his life watching shit like this and went and looked for the real killers. How did she get this far? Not talent, because I have a better singing voice (Check out Side Projekts classic 1999 single "Wang Dang" b/w "Porno Muzak" for proof). Its not looks, but she is a butterface. She thinks that she is hotter than I do, though, which is never a good sign. There were probably 75 girls at CPHS between 1997 and 2001 who I would say were much hotter than her. And her sister sucks too. I don't find that broad the least bit attractive. I think it's the whole "stinky ass" thing. Come on, girls don't have bodily functions! I would have a beer with Nick Lachey, he seems kind of down to earth. Anyone who is a proud fan of their shitty hometown teams as much as he is has to be kind of cool? If I ever get famous, I'm rocking Twins and Vikings gear on national TV.
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