Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Stop, Hey. Whats That Sound?

Jack Van Impe=Hilarity. He just quotes random (possibly made up) bible verses to back ideas like pets in heaven and the world ending. His wife is a cross between a Barbie Doll and a Corpse. Just great late night TV. I would also like to put it on record that I would like to bone that 50 year old Bowflex chick. I want her to be my personal trainer. No way that POA is 50.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow jake i was also watching Jack Van Impe as well the other nite? what the fuck? what are the chances of that. i was listening to that religous fuck tell me that as predicted in the bible there will be a great world war 3 where all 21 islamic nations will wage war against the christian u.s.a. and jesus will come back and it will be armegedon! holly shit i havent been this stunned watching something since Hulk Hogan told the fans to stick it brother.-j.a. hill

Jake said...

That guy needs to be the first one of "God's Soldiers" to perish. Give him an M-16 and send him into battle with the "21 Islamic Nations". Are there even that many that hate us?