Holy shit I'm mentally beat. Let's list why, shall we?
- I had a ten page case study due Monday that I spent all weekend working on
- I have to present that case study (via PowerPoint) today. Twelve minutes of material my ass
- I had a seven page paper in Comm Studies due this morning, which I was up until 2:30 last night writing
- I had a German test yesterday, and a German Essay due Monday
- All THREE of my finals are on Monday, December 18th stacked on top of each other
- My computer sucks
- I work 34 hours this week, mainly closing shifts
- I think my beloved grey hoodie shrunk up in my shithole dryer
- I have a lingering feeling that there are more mice in my basememt
- I don't have enough cash to go Christmas shopping
- My phone bill is due. When you say $49.99 the motherfucker should be that, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW ASSHOLES!!!!
- The refrigerator at work froze all the sammiches and overpriced sparkling fruit juice
- The Pamela/Kid Rock heps fairytale is over
- The Vikings still look shitty even though they won on Sunday
- Against my better judgement, I like the new My Chemical Romance album
- The Albert Hammond Jr. solo disc is import only
- It's like 30 below outside and it was 60 yesterday
- T.O ain't dead
- I cannot have a stiff drink until midnight Friday
- Because of work Friday, I cannot see the Burden Brothers
- I have no ass
- I'm not in bed right now
- My Veggie Burrito from Baja Sol was subpar at best
- I haven't seen boobies since the beginning of the Iraq War
- My hair always mullets out in back, no matter what I do to tame it
- I'm not at pro level in Wii Sports Bowling
- I'm not playing Wii Bowling
- The Twins did not make a good free agent signing yet
- I need another T.H., but all the shitty Gopher Express has is sugar free
- No one has texted me all day
There you have it, folks. Like they used to say in the old beer commercials, "Head for the mountains of Busch....Beer."
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