How did the Pats blow the Super Bowl? How is Eli Manning going to be able to introduce himself for all time now as "Eli Manning, Super Bowl XLII MVP"? What the hell is going on in the world?
Oh, OK, I know that the Pats were sluggish and Brady was pressured beyond belief, but it wasn't supposed to end like this. Now we are going to have to hear Mercury Morris rants for the rest of time. You just know there is not going to be another undefeated team in NFL history. There is just way too much parity in the league. I guarantee that the Giants will not win the Super Bowl next year, and I give them a 50/50 chance of getting to the playoffs. Eli will come back down to Earth, realize that he is way to similar to Artie in "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape" to actually be a good QB, and all will be right with the world. Meaning, the Purp will lose in the second round and some bullshit NFC team such as, oh, lets say the Lions, will go to Super Bowl XLIII.
The Cuts(Super Ball Version):
"Be My Lover"-Alice Cooper
"Berlin"-Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
"Ocean Man"-Ween
"Don't Go Back To Rockville"-R.E.M
"She Belongs To Me"-Bob Dylan
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