Dane Cook is probably the most super unfunny comedian I have ever had the misfortune of hearing. What the fuck does this guy think hes doing? Seriously, how is telling a bullshit story followed by some random phrase a joke? There is no punchline, no nothing. Oooooh, I should laugh because someone shit on the coats. The dude just runs around on the stage, waves his arms around like a retarded 3rd grader who had one too many Runts, and makes a "brah" face. How is this funny?
Trust me, my brothers both love this guy. I have tried to listen to his bullshit, but I get nothing. There is one story (I can't say joke) about a friend no one likes that I found amusing, but the rest is lowbrow brah junk.
In honor of Cinderfella Dana Dane, I'm going to do a Dane Cook routine. Imagine me in a Polo shirt with jock hair and you get the setting.
"Dude, you ever like, go out to the bar and get completely shitfaced? I did one time with my buddy Jeff and this Somali cab driver came and got us. He made me pour his FUCKING tea and dropped us off by the river. Then, like, Jeff had to take a piss, so he, like took a HUGE leak on a toad. And I was like, Brah, why are you toad pissin? WHY ARE YOU FUCKING TOAD PISSIN?" END SCENE.
In conclusion, Dane Cook is a major tool.
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