Lets Talk About Sex, Baby

I was listening to Bright Eyes today and for some reason, I thought about sex through the decades. Here is my decade by decade recap, starting in the twenties,

1920s- I would have had fun in this one. The flappers were all sluts, the booze flowed freely, and people sat on poles. There was definently some crazy stuff going on, because everyone was open with their lives.

1930s- Everyone was too poor to get it on

1940s- With the country focused on the war, the pinup girls were getting skimpier and skimpier. Then the soldiers, having had French Whores, came back and birthed our parents. Yes, good times. But then...

1950s- Everyone "petted," whatever the fuck that means. A young Billy Joel kept the faith. And for some reason, our country went about 100 years backward in the whole chastity department. The only cool things about this decade were the cars and music.

1960s- This decade fucked up our society more than any other ten year period. Kennedy got more ass than a toilet seat (and shared Marilyn with his brother!), then he died and everyone grew their hair and had indescriminate sex with whomever they could find. Although there was a lot of free love, it was gross due to beards and hairy armpits and no showers in the crash pads.

1970s- All the "cool" people had perms and did coke. The dudes had mad mad staches and the chicks didn't wear bras. Once again, lots of free sex, but it was bad due to the excess of coke and the moustaches. Oral Sex was also invented in this decade, sometime around the premier of "Deep Thoat" in 1972.

1980s- All I have to say was teased hair, and shoulder sweaters. And I have seen porn from this time. No trimming, and too much eyeshadow. I think had I been of age, I would have abstained. Also, the dorky dudes never got with the chearleaders, and the good girl always got knocked up and the father didn't do shit, if "Fast Times" and "The Last American Virgin" have taught me well. And, by God, they haven't failed me yet.

1990s- YES! The modern age. The Net brought Russian brides to us all. And trimming was invented in 1996! Unfortunately, the copies of OUI magazine that Nick Miller had were from the late 1980s. Yet, I still knew about the revolution. And our President got a blow job, except it wasn't secret like JFKs escapades. Thank you, Ken Starr, for letting me know that WJC is the freakiest bastard ever.

Today- Pretty much the same as above, but now celebs do it on camera. And its funny