Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Oooooh, Something's Got A Hold On Me Now

Oh 50 Year-Old Bowflex woman, I think that I am in love with you. If I could meet you, I'd ask you what your favorite book was. I bet it would be "A Tale Of Two Cities". Your favorite food would be butternut squash, and you would love to watch football on Sundays in the nude. I bet you speak Italian or French. Goodnight, sweet princess. I will be waiting.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

And I get shit because of my Gina Gershawn crush.

Jake said...

I like the fact that you thought I was going as Gina Gerrshon for Halloween. I wouldnt pass out around you with that costume on.