Eiffel Tower Rock

The last two days have probably been the best of my life. Valleyfair was freaking epic, with the non stop running from ride to ride. I conquered my horrid fear of the rollercoaster by riding Wild Thing right off the bat, and every ride after that was a lot simpler. Last night was the party to end all parties at my crib. Leslie, Cassia, and Ben Swanson show up out of the blue, and I was pumped as all hell. Drank way too much Captain Coke. Swam in the pool with Quade and Steele at 4AM while G-Fab and Hill had a long heart to heart on my patio. Hill also earned a new nickname in his long list of nicknames, Donkey Kong. And Dustin Michael Moore showed us how you can bring a bit of France to your homes right here in the United States with his funny ass Eiffel Tower demonstration. I hope I never see that tower ever again.